Rating: M. Mostly because of violence and historical meanness. But there will be sex too.
Pairing:Edwin van der Sar/David de Gea.
Disclaimer: There's no way this could be true because I dreamt it. Really. I dreamt that for some reason I had access to romantic letters that were sent to Edwin from David. And from that, the idea just became bigger and ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: Something (fiction, of course) I finished writing some years ago and was posting here. Deserted it but then decided I should finish it. If you want to know what came before this, go here.
Summary: Seems Ruud's part of the entourage now, much to Marco's dismay. And Gigi might be on the verge of an important revelation. Only might, though ( Read more... )

Rating M. 
Pairing Ruud van Nistelrooy/Edwin van der Sar.
Disclaimer Though inspired by the fact they suddenly started hanging out again, and mostly by the fact Ruud seemed to happy to be with him at the QPR match... well, I'm pretty sure the smutty details are false. However, I do take a lot of things from reality, as the party where they reunited ( Read more... )

Really must devote myself to the birthday of these two hot men. In fact, here they are, wishing a birthday to each other.


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So, today's the birthday of the GREATEST MIDFIELDER EVER (yes, Barca fans, I'm not taking that back). So, even though he's retired, here's a little tribute to him. Now, I know I have already driven you crazy with the PavelSpam, so, let me introduce to you...

THE PAVELCAM.

Here's Pavel guiding a tour at the brand new Juve Stadium. Such a cute tour ( Read more... )

Disclaimer and stuff on the entry before this one.

Yet, remember this is M!!!
( Now on to good stuff... )

Rating: M because this is VERY DIRTY.
Pairings: Revealed here!
Disclaimer: Of course, not true, as I said in the first part. And dedicated to rdjfan4614... she closed her LJ... but if she ever comes back and visit me, here it is, for her. And it would be two parts, but this keeps telling me post too large... hate it.

( Vida's turn... )

Rating: M. This is very very dirty.
Pairings: Multiple.
Disclaimer: Definitely a fantasy of mine and rdjfan4614. And by the way, it's her Xmas gift. Promise it will be complete soon!
Summary: The Manchester United lads play a very drunken Spin the Bottle game.

( Let's see if I finally managed to edit text. )

The explanation of how false this is here.

1. Maarten Stekelenburg/Petr Cech.

The world of football hungered for new names. Petr Cech was already ringing in the ears of everyone who wanted to know about new and great goalkeepers. Maarten Stekelenburg was still a bit shadowed by Edwin van der Sar.
Though, at the casting for that ad about goalkeeping, ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: No, sick people, no it never happened. Previous part here. 
Summary: Ruud goes to a party, rock n' roll style. Rated R. Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. NC-17ish if you want to get picky.
Special thanks: To lovely aka_centimetre2... the part of the club was not written by me. It's one of her wonders. Enjoy!

Ruud didn't quite know what he was doing in this ( Read more... )